First things first: Who wrote “BOOBS TITTES GAG” on my score sheet while I wasn’t looking?
Second things second: Things look bleak for anyone who wants to catch Poop & Pee Warriors. After two weeks without a win, they ended up on top (tee hee) again this week, giving them enough of a lead to all but ensure a league win next week. Team 6 spent a whole week in third before blowing it (tee hee) and finishing out of the money, leaving Tits & Giggles the opening they needed to lock up second place, provided they show up in true form next week, which is questionable. Seeing that they’re the only ones who read this tripe, I’m giving them my full endorsement. It won’t be easy, though, since I don’t do favors for no one. Trivia-wise, anyway (tee hee). Monkey vs Robot (vs themselves) finished in third, which should guarantee them precisely one shred of dignity going into the final week. Perennial almost-ran Naughty Penis finally finished in the money with a second place win courtesy of a 10-point deduction for their extra player through two rounds. I like it when nerds win, so I’m OK with this. New team Average Size finished with a circus-freakishly small (tee hee) 38 points. That’s like 2.5 in trivia inches. Who else haven’t I mentioned? Trouser Snakes was real pissed about the Transit of Venus (“That thing where Venus passes in front of the Sun” should be a legit answer, dude, like totes!), but I was unmoved and they finished with 75. Not enough to write home about, but bigger than Average Size anyway, which their Mom will probably put up on her stainless steel suburban fridge before getting back to her episode of Curb Appeal. Daddy’s Bed. A team I’m sure is more solid than they play, but is too busy watching another game like they’re Tim Welke.
Next week we’ve got the league finale, so everyone gets a prize. Some for winning, some for drinking, all for enjoying Milwaukee’s Hardest Trivia, for all it’s flaws, trials, and abuse.